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I am Mike. I am awesome. I am not concieted. I am not a hypocrite. I am not a liar. Do you believe me? I believe me.

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April 23, 2014 2:40 am

bearholdt:

Fact: blankets keep you safe at night. We dont know what from, but they are definitely an immunity against something.

Truth. I am a wimp and it’s hard for me to sleep without one at least covering my feet

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2:26 am

Reblog if you are

joyfuldysthymia:

kanrose:

shaxaphone:

s4rcoline:

image

I can’t believe I watched that whole thing. Smh. That’s how I know I am.

where are the notes

we fucking broke it, guys

Wut

Holy fuck

2:23 am
Bruh. This shit right here, this shit right here…

Bruh. This shit right here, this shit right here…

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2:10 am
threadsinthistapestry:

On my way to Tim Burton’s house

threadsinthistapestry:

On my way to Tim Burton’s house

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1:37 am

geezersquad:

buzzfeed:

*deep sigh of contentment*

/r/perfectfit

This is almost sexual

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1:28 am

geeses:

bunnies are so stupid i love them

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1:25 am 1:24 am

childservices:

returnofpowerbastard:

mightymorphinlightskin:

vinebox:

DEAD

I STILL CANNOT BELIEVE THIS

VINE PRIVILEGES ARE REVOKED

ok but me

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1:21 am
"How long they choose to love you will never be your decision."

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1:15 am

10 new followers?

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